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Posted on 31st Aug at 3:04 AM
It was so lovely meeting you today I wish we could have spoken more, we would have if it wasn’t for you being so flat with me 😔 #harrystyles #onedirection
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It was so lovely meeting you today I wish we could have spoken more, we would have if it wasn’t for you being so flat with me 😔 #harrystyles #onedirection

Posted on 31st Aug at 1:00 AM, with 44,712 notes

"There is one scene in the book where Gus goes to a gas station, and he tries to buy a pack of cigarettes because it’s the only way he can assert his own independence after becoming very sick. He [Ansel] did that scene so much justice, and he brought his all. It was midnight when we filmed it, and he just sat there and lost it for hours. I was just sort of in awe." - Shailene Woodley

Posted on 30th Aug at 7:54 PM, with 181,618 notes
Anonymous asked: What's the most illegal thing you ever did?

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

Posted on 30th Aug at 7:51 PM, with 72,684 notes
littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

littlelotte-xo:

curlicuecal:

Games with English: insert the word “only” anywhere into the above sentence and consider how the placement changes meaning.

Omg this is cool

Posted on 30th Aug at 7:49 PM, with 4 notes

Getting your bra fitted is just a situation nobody ever deserves to be in

Posted on 30th Aug at 2:48 PM, with 10 notes
Back to school shopping 💀
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Back to school shopping 💀

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